
If you’ve listened to any album by Eels before, you’re likely well aware that Mark Oliver Everett’s music can trend towards the wrong side of depressing from time to time. However, Everett has always possessed an undeniable gift for keeping things light and wryly humorous, even when the sentiment on display was markedly down in the doldrums. On the band’s latest album, End Times, Everett is primarily singing about his divorce, so you can imagine that the music is as depressing and downtrodden as anything that he’s written today. Unfortunately, it’s also completely free of any of Everett’s winking mischievousness and is also surprisingly melodramatic. The result is an album that is one of the more densely inaccessible and less enjoyable pieces of work in Everett’s long career.
Some folks have described End Times as being impersonal, which I find to be a pretty unfair accusation to be lobbing at the album. In reality, if anything, the music is probably hyper-personal, in the sense that Everett was writing as an exercise to be understood and enjoyed primarily by himself and by those around him. So, in the truest sense of the word, it doesn’t get much more personal than that. However, at the same time, the music is also extremely hard for the listener to relate to, as the feelings that Everett explores are universal, but his perspective and direction in doing so are far from it. For example, on the interlude “Apple Trees,” Everett describes a car ride where they drove past rows upon rows of trees. He says that at one point he “picked one tree that I could see about eight trees back in this one row in the middle. Just one in a billion. And that’s how I felt.” That’s all well and good, and it may encapsulate a moment in time for Everett, but for the rest of us it’s just kind of hollow and puzzling. Too often on this album, it’s exactly this place that Everett’s music strays towards.
There are some moments of success across End Times, even if they are only successful in the same haggard and tired manner that the beat-up old man depicted on the album’s cover would suggest are therein contained. Perhaps the track where Everett is most able to tap onto some combination of his old winking wit and some honest-to-god emotional resonance is on the album’s lead single “A Line In the Dirt”. Here smirking lyrics like, “she locked herself in the bathroom again, so I am pissing in the yard,” are found side by side with more serious and tear-stained lines. What gives that track its depressing honesty is that Everett is putting that old impish sense of humor on display, if only to illustrate what all of his heartache has robbed him of. It’s pretty affecting stuff, but it also is too rare across an album that seems mostly content to exist floating on the surface.
Another high-water mark for the band is the strumming West Coast centered “Mansions of Los Feliz,” which marries Everett’s own personal miseries with the image of a nearly-apocalyptic moral wasteland in the City of Angels. Here he sings; “Well the city’s on fire, you can smell the flesh, and the screams like dogs in the wilderness / and where do all the poor souls go, looking to mend their hearts, like it’s everyone else’s business / and at best they’ll find the secrets, that live within the walls, of the mansions of Los Feliz.” It’s a pretty endearing combination of theme and grandiose imagery, and even better yet it’s done in a manner that is intensely listenable and entire free of pretension. But once again, it also serves to highlight something that is by and large missing on End Times, and that is Everett’s usually keen appreciation for what it is that makes a good hook.
Perhaps what disappointed me most of all was how often Everett’s attempts to provide the listener with lyrics that were stripped bare with honesty came off as, at best, vaguely superficial. On “Gone Man,” he subjects the listener to gems such as “she used to love me, but it’s over now,” and “some things you can fuck right up / other things, well, you better not screw up.” Maybe it’s supposed to be pithy, but it’s heavy on the melodrama and light on the humor, and it clashes distinctly with songs like “I Need a Mother,” which is certainly sung with a very straight face. Everett is really all over the map on End Times, but he never really seems to find a place where he’s comfortable, and it leaves the listener constantly off balance.
While the stronger tracks, like “A Line In the Dirt” and “Mansions of Los Feliz,” could potentially find themselves on Meet the Eels: Part II someday, it’s unlikely that anybody is going to mistake End Times as being one of the band’s better efforts. It’s clear that Everett has suffered some personal trauma recently and that this is his release, it’s just too bad that he wasn’t able to channel those feelings into the same kind strong musical compositions that we’ve grown accustomed to hearing from him. It’s not necessarily the worst thing that I’ve heard from an album bearing the Eels name, but it’s certainly in the running. With a band that has been as solid as they’ve been for the last decade plus, that’s just a big disappointment.
SCORE: 2.5 out of 5.0

