“Cop Out” Trailer

In a true case of life imitates art imitates life, Tracy Morgan and Bruce Willis are starring in a buddy-cop movie. Don’t tell me that whoever came up with Tracy Jordan’s Black Cop, White Cop posters for 30 Rock doesn’t deserve a little cheddar for this baby. Putting that aside though, it looks pretty funny, [...]

Read Full Post »

It’s Your Chance To Be Sarah Palin!

Ok, so not really.  But still, this is pretty cool, or at least novel.  As a warning before I get to the point of this post, if you are here because you thought that I was being sincere in my title, I can confidently assure you that this blog is not the kind of place [...]

Read Full Post »

Holy Celebs! It’s the Worst Idea Ever!

As far as staunch secular atheists go, I would like to think that I’m generally a pretty non-judgmental and opened minded one.  That being said, this story from the Los Angeles Times leaves a pretty bad taste in even my mouth.  Apparently, thanks to the efforts of producer Carl Amari, hundreds of well known actor [...]

Read Full Post »

I Think I’m Supposed To Hate “V”

ABC, in their ever-continuing quest to duplicate the success of Lost, debuted their new remake of the 1980′s sci-fi series V.  Now, the people who watched it seemed to have had two almost universal critiques of the show.  The first was that it was only so-so, not terrible television, but not great either. The second [...]

Read Full Post »

Maurice Sendak Doesn’t Need Your Stinking Kids!

So, Maurice Sendak is the man.  I mean, sure, he wrote a children’s book that has made him millions and millions of dollars.  Yes, he had the foresight to give his blessing to one of the most creative and talented directors in Hollywood to adapt the book into a film (which has thus far been [...]

Read Full Post »

IN REVIEW: Flight of the Conchords “I Told You I Was Freaky”

Even putting quality aside entirely, there are a couple of problems that arise when trying to review the latest release from Flight of the Conchords.  The first lays behind the question of precisely what it is that you’re reviewing in the first place.  Is this comedy or is it music?  Are you looking for the [...]

Read Full Post »

America’s Still Not Over the Whole JFK Assassination Mystery

I’ll be the first to admit it, I was not-so-secretly laughing at Muammar Gaddafi when he demanded to be told who was truly behind the JFK assassination in front of the United Nations a couple of weeks back.  While I’m still laughing at him, all of a sudden I’m not laughing quite as hard.  According [...]

Read Full Post »

The World Is Not Ending. Probably.

Oh, I love a good apocalypse story.  If you’re an uncontrollable, narcissistic, stress-whore with unlimited access to the internet (like me!) than you likely heard about a potential 2036 doomsday by way of an asteroid smashing into Earth.  If you somehow didn’t hear about it, here are the cliff notes; scientists who watch the sky [...]

Read Full Post »

Oh Yeah, Muammar Gaddafi Is Crazy Alright

Forgot to mention, apparently Muammar Gaddafi is nuttier than I had anticipated. In a speech where he praised President Obama as being a son of Africa, he also demanded to know who killed JFK… and rambled for well over an hour and a half…  and tore up a copy of the UN charter…  and said [...]

Read Full Post »

Be The Hack: Control Dan Brown’s Next Sequel

Like a bunch of folks, I openly despise Dan Brown’s novels.  Before you get all up in arms, I have read a few, I’ve made it all the way through The Da Vinci Code (of course), Angels & Demons, as well as Digital Fortress, so it’s not as though I am being blindly accusational.  I [...]

Read Full Post »